The Jonas Brothers Family Roast is officially available for you to watch on Netflix instead of hanging with your family this holiday szn, and wow. Literally no one held back. But special shoutout has to go to Sophie Turner, who ruthlessly roasted her husband Joe Jonas over his infamous purity ring.
“Let’s talk about the purity rings,” Sophie said. “For those of you who don’t know, purity rings are worn to demonstrate that you’re abstaining from sex before marriage. And the Jonas Brothers, they all had them. Like, I know this is a roast, and you all think I should be going after them, but I think we need to set the record straight here. No, the rings weren’t a good idea. Yes, as a gesture, they’re laughably, toe curlingly, lame. But remember—this was about more than a gesture: This was about faith. This was about principle. This was about taking a stand and setting an example. Look, Joe Jonas wasn’t just sticking his fingers in some dumb metal rings. He was sticking his fingers in co-stars, actresses, and even a supermodel or two.”
💀 but wait there’s more. “To be honest, Joe and the purity ring thing was kind of like a modern day Cinderella,” Sophie said. “I mean, Joe tried to find a match for his purity rings a few times, but finally, the finger fit me. It was also like Cinderella because most of the girls he tried it with were under contract to Disney.”
Side note: Pete Davidson was also there and took a moment to mock Joe, saying “A Little Bit Longer is both my favorite album… and it’s what Sophie wishes Joe’s penis was. Winter is coming, but Sophie, not so much.”
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