Fake Prince George Instagram account cattily mocks Meghan Markle's style and even Kate Middleton’s weight

The cherubic four-year-old has been transformed into a social media tyrant by Gary Janetti, a US-based writer with credits on Family Guy and Will and Grace.

“Could you have picked something more basic? Even I have that dress.”

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“Could you have picked something more basic? Even I have that dress.”

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The brilliantly sarcastic posts – that compare Prince Louis to ET and slam Princess Charlotte’s angelic wave – have attracted more than 315,000 fans, including Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kaley Cuoco and Lea Michele.

In one bitchy post, Janetti, as the sassy George, attacks Prince Harry's fiance for her choice of outfit, writing: “Could you have picked something more basic? Even I have that dress.”

The fiercest comments seem to be saved for the former Suits actress.

Other jibes call out her attempt at a royal wave (“Don’t do the wave. That’s our thing”), what her official title will be after the wedding (“Her”), and her big day perfume (“Desperation”).

“ET phone home.”

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“ET phone home.”

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“Don’t come near me again until you’ve lost the weight.”

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“Don’t come near me again until you’ve lost the weight.”

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"Don’t do the wave. That's our thing."

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"Don’t do the wave. That's our thing."

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"And here's a picture of me about to throw up."

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"And here's a picture of me about to throw up."

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“Desperation.”

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“Desperation.”

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"I just walked out of her vagina wearing shorts.”

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"I just walked out of her vagina wearing shorts.”

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But she’s not the only one in the firing line.

A photo of the George’s newborn brother Louis was shared with the caption, “ET phone home”.

While a glamorous shot of a pregnant Kate Middleton, shared next to a picture of George, runs with the caption: “Don’t come near me again until you've lost the weight.”

He also shared a picture of Prince William, with Prince George and Princess Charlotte, walking past a crowd snapping photos.

“We're like the one bright spot in these poor fat slobs' lives”, the caption remarks.

“Her.”

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“Her.”

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“Did you get dressed in the car?”

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“Did you get dressed in the car?”

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“Xanax, white wine and cigarettes.”

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“Xanax, white wine and cigarettes.”

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“One down, two to go.”

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“One down, two to go.”

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“Little sister, can I see you for a sec?”

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“Little sister, can I see you for a sec?”

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“We’re like the one bright spot in these poor fat slobs’ lives.”

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“We’re like the one bright spot in these poor fat slobs’ lives.”

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Janetti told the Huffington Post said was inspired to start posting as George, who is third in line to the throne, after noticing how expressive he is.

He commented: “I was like, ‘Oh, I’ll put a caption with this and give him a little bit of an attitude’.

“And it got nothing. It was like, no big nothing. A little while later, I was like, ‘Maybe I could use another photo? And do another caption?’ It just seemed like a blank canvas to put stuff on.”

Janetti has been criticised for being misogynistic, but claims his critics simply “don't get the joke”.

Meanwhile, Prince George and Princess Charlotte smile and wave at the cameras as they arrive to meet new royal baby.

And, Prince George and Princess Charlotte have a surprising nickname for Camilla.

 

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