Queen Elizabeth news – Her Majesty subjected to crude fart joke when dignitary suggested SHE broke wind not horse

THE Queen was once subjected to a crude fart joke made by a foreign dignitary, it has been claimed.

Following claims US president Joe Biden loudly farted in front Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall last week, The Times revealed a similar incident involving Her Majesty.

It was reported that the Queen was once giving a foreign dignitary a tour of her stables when a nearby horse "farted loudly".

After an awkward pause, the Queen is said to have broken the silence by saying "I do apologise your excellency".

Quick as a flash the dignitary is said to have replied "it's no problem, your majesty. I thought it was one of the horses."

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    A Dog's life

    Unsurprisingly, The Queen always ensures her beloved corgis have a special Christmas treat too.

    Former royal chef Darren McGrady claims Her Majesty’s dogs were given a special Christmas meal too which consisted of the freshest local produce.

    Darren wrote: “Even the corgis – there were 12 when I was chef – have individual menus, usually involving a rotation of fresh rabbit, beef or chicken with rice and cabbage.

    “We’d jokingly refer to the footmen responsible for the dogs, both named Paul, as ‘Doggy One and Doggy Two’.”

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    Take the money or the title (continued)

    Jobson continued: “Harry is an army officer who served very well in Afghanistan – but would he have this platform without the royal family?

    “Drop the title, just get rid of the title.

    “They’ve absolutely tarnished the image of the royal family in america 

    “That irritates me because I certainly don't think the queen and the firm deserve the criticism they’ve had and I think that it's slight ridiculous.”

    Under the Megxit agreement that saw Harry and Meghan quit the UK and move to the US, it was agreed Harry would not use his HRH title, although he would retain it.

    The palace confirmed he and Meghan would also lose their patronages, with Harry being stripped of his honorary military titles as part of the agreement.

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    Take the money or the title

    Prince Harry should drop his Royal title if he won’t give up his £100million Netflix deal over The Crown’s portrayal of his mother, a royal expert has said.

    The Duke of Sussex has been silent over the streaming giant’s controversial depiction of Princess Diana, despite his own big-money contract with them.

    Now Prince Harry choice to remain silent has been slammed – with royal expert Robert Jobson telling him to either drop his title or give up the streaming service deal.

    He told Good Morning Britain: “They need to become more honest with themselves.

    “The reality is when it comes to Netflix, it's the numbers, the multi-millions. He's not going to turn that down.

    “They've gotten a platform because of the royal family. Let's be honest, Meghan Markle was a B-rated actress before she married. 

    “She’s now got a title and she’s using that title to campaign in America on political issues"

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    I predicted a riot

    Prince Harry sensationally claimed he predicted the US Capitol riots and warned the Twitter chief about the deadly coup.

    The Duke of Sussex said he told Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey the social media site was “allowing a coup to be staged”.

    Twitter and other social media platforms – including Facebook – are now being investigated amid claims they enabled the bloody coup.

    Harry made the surprising revelation during a RE:WIRED panel event on misinformation in the US.

    He said: “Jack and I were emailing each other prior to January 6 when I warned him his platform was allowing a coup to be staged.

    “That email was sent the day before.

    “And then it happened, and I haven’t heard from him since.”

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    Andrew on 'Paedo Island' (continued)

    ‘Spotlight: Sex, Lies & Audiotape’, made by Australia’s News7, features an interview with Prince Andrew’s cousin Christina Oxenberg.

    In a trailer clip, she was asked “do you think it’s possible that there are videos of Prince Andrew that Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell took for their own insurance?”.

    Referring to Maxwell she replied: “She said ‘we have everyone on tape – audio and video’.”

    It comes as Maxwell's pleas for bail have been rejected for the sixth time ahead of her trial on sex trafficking charges.

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    Andrew may have been filmed on Epstein's 'Paedo Island'

    Prince Andrew may have been filmed on Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘paedo island’ as Ghislaine Maxwell said all visitors were recorded, a new documentary claims.

    ‘Spotlight: Sex, Lies & Audiotape’ looks at Duke of York’s controversial relationship with disgraced financier Epstein, who killed himself in prison while facing sex trafficking charges.

    The Duke of York is widely reported to have visited Little St James in the Caribbean, dubbed ‘Paedo Island’ by locals.

    In August this year Virginia Roberts, now 38,  a civil lawsuit in the US claiming Andrew assaulted her in New York, London and the island when she was 17.

    The royal has strenuously denied any wrongdoing and strongly refuted the allegations made in the lawsuit.

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    Crawling her way to success (continued)

    The revelation was made in the book Meghan: A Hollywood Princess by Andrew Morton, who has published several biographies on the royal family.

    He wrote in the book: “On the way to an audition one day, the electric button that unlocked the doors to her Ford Explorer failed to open. She tried the key but to no avail.

    “Trying not to panic, she went around to the hatchback trunk, which used a different key. By some miracle, it opened.

    “Running short on time, she had no choice but to crawl in through the back and clamber over the seat.”

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    Crawling her way to success

    Meghan Markle was once forced to clamber into her car through the BOOT after her doors broke when she was rushing to an audition.

    The unfortunate incident is said to have happened following her landing a small part in the futuristic law office drama Century City in 2004 – long before she joined Suits in 2011.

    At the time she was “too broke” to get the car fixed, so the actress, who was around the age of 23, was forced to scramble through the boot for weeks.

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    'Bare tunes'

    Idris Elba, 49, provided the musical entertainment at the couple’s nuptials at Windsor in May 2018 – and says that Meg, 40, took the reins when it came to song choice.

    Speaking to the Daily Mail, Elba said: “Meghan had sent me a playlist, so I knew what she wanted already.”

    Elba, who has also performed for A-listers such as Madonna, admitted that the wedding of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex was his most “high pressure gig.”

    Asked which of his sets had been his most stressful, he said: “This wasn’t at the community hall — the reception, this was a big, big deal.

    “They’re (Meghan and Harry) good friends and I wanted to make sure they had a great time, so there was a lot of pressure.”

    The actor previously revealed that their set list included Whitney Houston’s “I Want to Dance with Somebody” and several hip hop hits.

    Speaking to BBC Radio 1Xtra Idris said: “Meghan sent me a playlist with some bare tunes on it.”

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    Brotherly apology

    Meghan Markle’s half-brother Thomas has written another letter, from the Big Brother house, apologising for sending a “mean” note before the Royal Wedding.

    Back in 2018, Thomas Markle Jr, 55, penned a letter calling Meghan a “jaded, shallow, conceited woman” and branded the upcoming wedding as  a”fake fairy tale.”

    Big Brother contestant Luke Toki was tasked with convincing Thomas to write another letter to the Royals to apologise for the bombshell 2018 note where he warned Prince Harry his “shallow” sister will “ruin his life.”

    Thomas agreed to do so and admitted that the previous letter “came from a very dark and hurt part of my heart.”

    He wrote: “Dear Meghan and Harry, the first thing I want to say to both of you is that I’m sorry from the bottom of my heart for the awful mean letter that I wrote to you prior to your wedding.

    “And I want both of you to know it did not come from the real person that I am but came from a very dark and hurt part of my heart… I am not a mean person at all, and I have more love inside me to give than anything.”

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    Penny pinching princess (continued)

    Meghan continued: “Do they have coupons anymore?

    “I don’t know, but I will never buy anything online without finding an online promo code first. 

    “That’s still in there, it’s a modern version of the same thing.”

    In a discussion with Andrew Ross Sorkin and Ariel Investments’ boss Mellody Hobson, Meghan previously shared the array of jobs she held before making it big as an actress on Suits.

    She worked in calligraphy, gift wrapping and book-binding in her 20s, and even did invitations for celebrities Robin Thicke and Paula Patton’s wedding in 2005.

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    Penny pinching princess

    Meghan Markle has revealed that she never buys anything without a promo code, despite living in an £11million mansion and being married to a prince.

    At the NYTDealbook Online Summit yesterday, the Duchess of Sussex, 40, also opened up about how she used to sell scrunchies as a youngster to make some cash. 

    In a wide-ranging discussion, she was quizzed about cutting out coupons as a child, working as a waitress – and lobbying Republican senators for parental leave.

    Meghan revealed she used to make scrunchies to sell as a child and felt great “pride” in doing so.

    She said: "I had my mum take me downtown to get scraps of fabric from the fabric stores and sell them like five for five bucks who knows.

    “I remember the feeling of knowing that I had done something, I had invested in myself and done this labour and been compensated for it. 

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    Who is the latest Prince Andrew accuser? (continued)

    Scully claims that he spotted Prince Andrew kissing Virginia Roberts and grabbing her bottom at  Jeffrey Epstein’s Caribbean island home.

    He says Andrew was with a young bikini-clad blonde by a pool on Little St James “between 2001 and 2004”.

    He told The Sun on Sunday: “I was working on the phone and he (Andrew) was by the pool with Virginia. As soon as I saw him, I recognised him.

    “I thought, ‘If I had a camera in my bag right now, I’d have a $50,000 picture’.”

    Steve says they were “bumping and grinding” for several minutes before lying on lounge chairs by the pool.

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    Who is the latest Prince Andrew accuser?

    Steve Scully is a telecom specialist who lives on the Caribbean Island of St Thomas.

    He worked for the late American financier Jeffery Epstein between 1999 and 2006.

    Reports suggest that the father of three would visit the billionaire’s now private island – called Little St James – around twice a month to maintain his phone lines and internet service.

    He estimates that he visited the exclusive island more than 100 times and completed roughly £300,000 worth of business.

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    A normal childhood

    Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis are three of the most famous children in the world.

    But that doesn't mean Prince William and Kate Middleton aren't trying their best to give their kids as normal an upbringing as possible.

    In fact, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are reportedly using one of Princess Diana's parenting tips to keep their brood grounded.

    As MyLondon reports, the royal couple have got their children in the habit of writing thank you notes – as Diana did with William and Harry.

    Explaining how Diana wanted her children to be exposed to life outside the Palace, royal expert Andrew Morton said: "She took the young royals with her on her private charity visits from a young age.

    "One of the reasons was she didn't want the boys to grow up thinking the whole world was 4×4 Range Rovers, shotguns and nannies."

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    Spidey (non)sense (continued)

    Meghan said: "My husband always says, 'With great privilege comes great responsibility'.

    "But even before I had any privilege in my life, when my life and my lifestyle were very, very different, I always just stood up for what was right.”

    But the quote “with great power comes great responsibility” was actually made famous by Spider-Man.

    The saying was first coined by French writer Voltaire – but most people associate it with Peter Parker’s uncle Ben in Spider-man.

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    Spidey (non)sense

    Meghan Markle has gushed over Prince Harry telling her that “with great power comes great responsibility” – a quote made famous from SPIDER-MAN.

    The Duchess of Sussex last night sat down for her first in-person interview since her bombshell chat with TV chat show queen Winfrey back in March.

    Meghan, who wore a Remembrance poppy on an all-black outfit, was quizzed as part of the New York Times' DealBook summit.

    In a wide-ranging discussion, she spoke of cutting out coupons as a child, working as a waitress – and lobbying Republican senators for parental leave.

    But viewers were quick to notice that the Duchess attributed a well-known Spider-Man quote to her husband when talking to interviewer Andrew Ross Sorkin.

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    Why the Queen doesn't need a passport

    THE royal family have lots of extra perks when it comes to travelling – as well as more rules to follow.

    Here are some of the royal travel secrets which members are aware of when leaving the country.

    The Queen is the only person who doesn’t need a passport to travel – as they are issued in her name.

    The Royal Family website explains: “As a British passport is issued in the name of Her Majesty, it is unnecessary for The Queen to possess one.”

    This will change to Prince Charles when he becomes King.

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    Queen still plans to attend Remembrance Sunday

    The monarch is expected to lead the Royal Family’s tributes at this Sunday’s Remembrance Sunday commemorations at the Cenotaph in London.

    She has been resting on the advice of doctors for the past two weeks – and was unable to attend Cop26 as a result.

    Remembrance Day – also known as Armistice Day – falls on November 11 every year.

    It marks the day World War One ended, at 11am on the 11th day of the 11th month, in 1918.

    A two minute silence is held at 11am to remember those who sadly lost their life in all wars.

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    How will the Crown depict Diana's later life?

    Diana's divorce from Prince Charles, relationships with heart surgeon Hasnat Khan and businessman Dodi Fayed, and her shock BBC interview with Martin Bashir will all feature in the fifth series of the hit Netflix show.

    But Diana’s friends have frequently raised concerns over how she will be portrayed in the new series — in which she is played by Australian actress Elizabeth Debicki, 31.

    Ingrid Seward, editor of Majesty Magazine, said: “I don’t think Harry gets it. I presume when he did the deal with Netflix he didn’t think it through — but Meghan would have, she’s not an idiot.

    “He talked about The Crown during his bus interview with James Corden, so he’s not totally oblivious.”

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    The REAL Royal Christmas (continued)

    What's more, The Queen's guests are also expected to "enter the dining room in order of seniority."

    After they are then seated, "the head chef carves the turkey" and "paper hats are donned, but not by the Queen."

    In order to "make room" for their lavish afternoon tea, the Royal Family then walk the grounds of the Sandringham estate and enjoy a "candlelit dinner in the dining room" in the evening.

    Unsurprisingly, The Queen always ensures her beloved corgis have a special Christmas treat too.

    Former royal chef Darren McGrady claims Her Majesty's dogs were given a special Christmas meal too which consisted of the freshest local produce.

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    The REAL Royal Christmas

    If Christmas at the Queen's Norfolk estate Sandringham didn't sound daunting enough, there's also a VERY odd tradition every member of the Royal Family has to follow.

    In 2018, royal expert Ingrid Seward Ingrid told Grazia that The Queen asks each of her guests – including Kate Middleton and Prince William – to "weigh themselves" when they arrive using a set of antique scales.

    But this is all to make sure guests are having a great time – and they're weighed to make sure they're being "well fed".

    The tradition dates back to King Edward VII's reign in the early 1900s – and applies to all members of the royal clan.

    As the festivities undeniably revolve around eating, the Royal Family first enjoy a turkey dinner with all the trimmings before indulging themselves in an afternoon tea complete with a "gargantuan iced cake".

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    On their Majesties' social service

    Calling all royal fans! If you dream of working for Kate Middleton and Prince William your wish could come true.

    The Cambridges are hiring a social media whizz to help them out with their Instagram, Twitter and YouTube.

    Kensington Palace put up a vacancy this week for a Digital Communications Officer who will help out with the royal social media channels.

    Alongside a Digital Lead, you will help to pick the best photos and videos for their popular feed, so the public can be kept up-to-date with William, Kate and their kids.

    And most excitingly, the role will come with some travel as you will be needed to support the couple on “overseas trips”.

    The salary wasn't listed on the post, but similar communication positions have paid up to £35,000.

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    What royals look set to help Prince Charles?

    Prince Charles is set to become the next head of state after the end of the Queen’s reign.

    However, royal author Andrew Morton believes the current Prince of Wales may not lead alone but could choose to be “propped up” by his popular son Prince William.

    Mr Morton, author of the recently updated biography Meghan: A Hollywood Princess, discussed how the monarchy could look after the end of Elizabeth II’s reign.

    He told Express.co.uk: “The quartet of Charles, Camilla, William and Kate will be what you will see more of.

    “Because those people in the palace who take notice of these things will have seen that William and Catherine are very very popular and photogenic and articulate and fit the bill.

    “Whereas Charles and Camilla have tried manfully to establish themselves but it is still the younger generation that people focus on. 

    “So I think you are going to see Charles wanting to prop up his throne with the help of his son.”

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    Could the Queen attend her first outing this weekend?

    The Queen still “intends” to spearhead the Royal Family’s tributes at the Cenotaph in Whitehall on Remembrance Day on Sunday, despite cancellations to her royal engagements recently.

    If she attends, this will be her first outing in weeks, following the cancellation of trips across the UK.

    Remembrance Day, which falls on November 11, will be a Thursday this year – but official commemoration takes place on the closest Sunday to that date.

    On Saturday night, prominent royals will also attend the Royal British Legion’s Festival of Remembrance at the Royal Albert Hall.

    However, the monarch will not be present at Royal Albert Hall on Saturday.

    Roya Nikkhah, the Royal Editor at The Times, wrote: “Most senior members of the royal family, except the Queen, will also attend the Royal British Legion’s Festival of Remembrance at the Royal Albert Hall on Saturday night.”

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