‘You should get a first for that!’ Love Island’s Georgia Townend leaves Twitter users in hysterics after revealing the ‘legendary’ acknowledgements on her university dissertation
- Georgia, 30, graduated from Harper Adams University in Newport in 2015
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Love Island’s Georgia Townend left Twitter users in hysterics this week with her ‘legendary’ dissertation acknowledgments.
The reality star – who appeared on the 2021 series of the hit ITV dating show – achieved a first-class BA in Food, Nutrition and Wellbeing from Harper Adams University in Newport in 2015.
Earlier this week, Georgia, 30, came across her 20,000 word dissertation on breastfeeding – and joked that she ‘had to share’ her humorous acknowledgements page.
Sharing it with her 130,000 Instagram followers, the star said: ‘Going through all my uni bits and had to share.
‘Three things in life are certain – death, taxes and nobody ever being able to write a better acknowledgements page than me.’
The reality star (pictured in October 2021) achieved a first-class BA in Food, Nutrition and Wellbeing from Harper Adams University in Newport in 2015
It read: ‘If you thought the greatest debate of 2015 was whether the dress was blue and black or white and gold, you’re wrong.
‘The only thing that’s golden is this exquisite piece of literature coined by the one and only Georgina Evangeline Yvonne Townend.
‘19,915 words, 87 pages and 28,551 minutes of editing time later, this delightful piece of writing is Romeo done. Thankful for many reasons but mainly so I’ll never have to answer “what is your dissertation about?”
‘Yes, it is about breastfeeding and no sorry boys I don’t have any pictures of t**s in my apprendices.’
‘It’s not easy crafting 20,000 of your finest words but can tell you what’s worse? Looking down and realising you’re 2,000 over the limit and that cutting out is actually more tedious than writing in the first place.’
Georgia joked: ‘I would like to extend my greatest thanks to Group Study Room 3 for being my rent-free home for the past five months. Therasurus.com for making me sound 100 times more intelligent than I actually am, and my 367.9m fans on the Kim Kardashian Takes Hollywood Game, without whom none of this would have been possible.
‘In true writers-block style, I Googled “dissertation quotes” to help me conclude this section and stumbled upon this gem: “the first draft of anything is s***.”
‘Thank you Ernest Hemingway, for filing me with great confidence in my writing abilities and given the file name of this doc is now “Dissy15_New_Final_2.7_FINAL_NEW_DONE_THEF***INGEND.docx”, I think we’re far enough away from version one of this to still be totally s***.’
Sharing it on Twitter and Instagram, Georgia wrote: ‘Three things in life are certain – death, taxes and nobody ever being able to write a better acknowledgements page than me.’
Georgia’s ‘legendary’ dissertation acknowledgements page left her 49,600 Twitter followers in hysterics
She then signed off by saying: ‘P.S. If you find any errors in this dissy, as I am sure you probably will, please take it up with Annette Creedon my primary dissertation supervisor, as she really ought to have spotted them in one of the 9.876 drafts she read before I submitted. Much love x’
Last night, Georgia also shared her acknowledgements page with her 49,600 Twitter followers – leaving fans in hysterics.
One replied: ‘I wouldn’t have even read the dissertation – you get a first just for that.’
Another added: ‘The most brilliant piece of writing I’ve ever seen! Diss is haaaaaard man! Acknowledge the writer.’
Georgia pictured arriving at the villa in July 2021 with costars Tyler Cruickshank and Abigail Rawlings
The beauty only appeared on the ITV2 series for just two days. She was dumped from the villa after Hugo Hammond friend-zoned her
‘You’re such a fantastic writer,’ a third said. Meanwhile, a fourth said: ‘Legendary this.’
Georgia was dumped from the villa in 2021 after after Hugo Hammond friend-zoned her after two days.
Her dumping was on the night Hugo shaded Toby Aromolaran for coupling up with Abbie Rawlings over Chloe Burrows, ending with the P.E. teacher airing his true feelings for Chloe.
Hugo was later dumped from the villa after a brief romance with Casa Amor bombshell Amy Day.
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