Watch out Daniel Craig – Gemma Collins reckons she has what it takes to be the next Bond.
The GC said she can already speak a secret language, uses different names and goes out in disguise.
Gemma, 40, said: “I am constantly obsessed with watching action movies and I can see myself being the first female Bond.
“I mean, look – a plus-sized girl, an Essex girl – the name is Bond. Gemma Bond. It’s got a great ring to it.
“And I’ve got a licence to thrill baby!
“I wouldn’t put on a fancy accent, I’d talk how I talk, it would be absolutely fabulous.
“I would be cracking missions all over.
“I would save every animal that was in distress or being hurt.
“I’d like a secret mission to go shopping incognito.
“Oh, and I’d love a gadget. I would love a quick car that could just dash through the traffic and have pink wings that come out and fly.
“Also, I would have an ejector seat for boring boyfriends.”
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Gemma said on her latest podcast that she and her nephew chat in code.
She explained: “Me and Hayden have a secret language – no one else knows it.
“We have an unbreakable bond me and Hayden and literally we can converse with each other, it’s really weird, we do it under our breaths.
“It’s a really weird noise we make but we’ve done it for so long we can be in a room with people and we can communicate to each other via our secret language.
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“I’ve also got other names. People that are very close to me call me Gina – I’m known in my family as Gina and sometimes Naomi.
“Sometimes I do actually go out in disguise because it’s just easier, I can get round a lot quicker but the kids forget, they call me Gemma.
“And then I don’t answer and I’ll say, ‘Hayden, call me Sarah, just anything but Gemma.'
“It’s really weird, my family do call me Gina, they do call me call me Naomi and I have a name of Sarah as well.
“If I ring up, it’s so embarrassing because people recognise my voice and they say, ‘Is that you Gemma?’
“And I say, ‘No it’s Sarah calling on behalf of Gemma Collins’ – but it’s actually me.
“And I’m thinking they can tell it’s me, and I put this really posh voice on.
“All of this talk of fabulous secrets got me thinking that I’d love to a particular job which is all about keeping secrets, namely being an international super spy – this would be my dream job."
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