Gwyneth Paltrow flogging £160 lamp made of bread after ‘vagina’ scented candle

Gwyneth Paltrow is flogging a half-baked idea to her trendy customers – a lamp made from bread.

The Hollywood star’s Goop website says the £160 item is made from bread flour, cake flour, salt and yeast.

The website says of the 13 inch Batard Bread Lamp: “Found: the perfect gift for anyone with a sourdough starter – or a love of whimsical home décor.

“Handcrafted in Japan, this loaf-shaped lamp is made of actual bread (don’t worry, it’s thoroughly coated in resin to prevent any pests from getting at it) and a LED light that radiates a warm, ­comforting glow in whatever room it’s in.”

Gwynnie, 48, is also selling a £73 candle called This Smells Like My Prenup.

It is the third in a series of candles – the others being This Smells Like My Vagina and This Smells Like My Orgasm.

Other bizarre items include a £1,500 plastic Ouija board.

The Goop site said: “It’s best played with the lights turned down, a few flickering candles set out around the room, plus a cocktail or two beforehand.”

Elsewhere in Gwyneth's latest gift guide is a £8,300 tree house described as "the tree house of the future".

But that's not the most expensive item, as there's a copy of Lunar Rock Edition of Norman Mailer's MoonFire that comes with a meteorite for a whopping £209,000.

For those with cash to splash – but not quite that much – there's also a billiards table costing a healthy £18,000.

And then for anyone wanting a budget gift, the Iron Man star has listed a product called No.2 toilet paper "with a conscience" that's made from "100% sustainable bamboo" for £25.

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