{"id":189001,"date":"2023-11-24T21:18:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T21:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsneednews.com\/?p=189001"},"modified":"2023-11-24T21:18:56","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T21:18:56","slug":"my-perv-colleague-slaps-his-todger-on-my-desk-every-day-asking-if-i-fancy-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsneednews.com\/lifestyle\/my-perv-colleague-slaps-his-todger-on-my-desk-every-day-asking-if-i-fancy-it\/","title":{"rendered":"‘My perv colleague slaps his todger on my desk every day asking if I fancy it’"},"content":{"rendered":"

My co-worker thinks it\u2019s funny to expose himself \u2013 all the time.<\/p>\n

Hardly a day goes by without him ripping open his shirt, dropping his trousers or getting me to feel his muscles. Sometimes he\u2019ll innocently undo his belt and unzip his fly to tuck in his shirt, but I think it\u2019s all part of the same wind-up.<\/p>\n

He thinks I\u2019m his mate and that we have a \u201crapport\u201d. But I\u2019m sick of the man and his mooning and constant sausage jokes. After lunch he slaps his willy on my desk and says things like: \u201cHow do you fancy that between two slices of bread?\u201d Then he laughs hysterically.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m currently seeing more of his todger than my boyfriend\u2019s, because he is working away. Our office Christmas party is looming and this clown has started making comments about the great time we\u2019ll have dancing and shagging in the boardroom. <\/p>\n

He honestly expects me to get off with him. I\u2019m outraged. I was really looking forward to our party (the first since 2019) and now I don\u2019t know if I can go because he\u2019s spoilt it for me.<\/p>\n

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What annoys me is that colleagues already assume we\u2019re sleeping together. The other day a woman from accounts complained about him being over familiar with her in the canteen.<\/p>\n

She hissed: \u201cYou want to keep that boyfriend of yours in check\u201d.<\/p>\n

But he\u2019s not my lover and never will be. I\u2019ve warned him that if he oversteps the mark again, I\u2019m going to our boss and the police \u2013 in that order \u2013 but he laughs.<\/p>\n

He knows I haven\u2019t got the nerve because he has problems with his poorly parents and I\u2019m too soft. Our company operates a zero-tolerance policy regarding harassment and he\u2019d be out on his ear tomorrow if I spoke up.<\/p>\n

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JANE SAYS: You need to be aware that this guy knows exactly what he\u2019s doing. E<\/b> <\/i> ven seemingly innocent acts like tucking in his shirt are designed to intimidate you and wear you down.<\/b> <\/i><\/p>\n

This is neither funny nor fair. He\u2019s a pest and needs to hear that he\u2019s harassing and embarrassing you.<\/b> <\/i> Too many times now he\u2019s deliberately exposed himself. You\u2019re not his mate.<\/b> <\/i><\/p>\n

Tell him today that you are not interested in him as a lover. Warn him you\u2019re going to your office Christmas party with your head held high to have a good time. Tell him to keep away from you. I don\u2019t know what kind of stories he\u2019s told you about his \u201csick parents\u201d, but if he\u2019s using relatives to make you feel sorry for him then that\u2019s cynical and outrageous.<\/b> <\/i><\/p>\n

I feel he needs to be reported to your boss right now. Promise me you\u2019ll dial 999 immediately if you ever feel in danger from this man.<\/b> <\/i><\/p>\n

I strongly suspect that he has a history of this sort of behaviour. I very much doubt you\u2019re the first person he\u2019s flashed at and he needs to be stopped before he upsets and harasses anyone else.<\/b> <\/i><\/p>\n

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